Saturday, November 21, 2009

Say What?

Eric and I just got home.... yep we went out! Woo-hoo! NEVER HAPPENS. Anyway that's not what this is about. As we were sitting at the Cactus Moon FOR DINNER tonight (yes Sarah you read that right) I said something that struck me as weird at the time. I said to Eric, "Babe, we gotta go. It's getting late, it's almost 8:00 and we still have to buy diapers". Hmm... late = 8:00. SO NOT SOMETHING I EVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY. This post is dedicated to all the things that I never thought I would say.

  • Delaney, we sweep the floor, not the dogs.
  • Take your finger out of your butt!
  • Please stop playing in the potty.
  • Ok, flush, bye pee!
  • I drive a mini-van
  • Aw man, he spit up in my mouth!
  • Smell it, does it smell dirty?
  • It's like 9:15, I am going to bed.
  • Let's go to the Moon for dinner.
  • No thanks, no more beer, gotta get formula
  • My feet hurt, I'm not used to my big girl shoes any more (my heels, that I LIVED IN)
  • I am lost without my diaper bag.
  • Can I just take a shower alone (sans the kids... dirty minded people:)
  • OMG, I slept for 5 hours straight!
  • You have a million toys, why are playing with that?
  • Stop playing with the ants
  • That is dog food, not people food.
  • Take my underwear off your head (Delaney again... not Eric:)
  • Don't pick him up by his neck!
  • Don't drink that, there's pee in it!
  • I'm gonna count to three....
  • Smell his butt... did he poop?
Those are just some of the random things that come out of my mouth. If I wasn't so tired, I would try to think of more, but you see it is 9:40 and that is WAY past my bed time.....

Of course, this list would not be possible without the help of these two:

They make me smile:)


  1. This list is hilarious! (The sad part is I have said some of these-in a different way-to my kids as well... :(

  2. the moon for dinner and leaving by 8:00?!?!? wow, never thought i'd see the day! we almost went to the moon again tonight but opted instead to put up our x-mas tree :) hope you had fun! sarah

  3. Oh the things we say and do!! That was pretty funny!!

  4. Hilarious! You had me gut laughing!


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