- Delaney, we sweep the floor, not the dogs.
- Take your finger out of your butt!
- Please stop playing in the potty.
- Ok, flush, bye pee!
- I drive a mini-van
- Aw man, he spit up in my mouth!
- Smell it, does it smell dirty?
- It's like 9:15, I am going to bed.
- Let's go to the Moon for dinner.
- No thanks, no more beer, gotta get formula
- My feet hurt, I'm not used to my big girl shoes any more (my heels, that I LIVED IN)
- I am lost without my diaper bag.
- Can I just take a shower alone (sans the kids... dirty minded people:)
- OMG, I slept for 5 hours straight!
- You have a million toys, why are playing with that?
- Stop playing with the ants
- That is dog food, not people food.
- Take my underwear off your head (Delaney again... not Eric:)
- Don't pick him up by his neck!
- Don't drink that, there's pee in it!
- I'm gonna count to three....
- Smell his butt... did he poop?
Of course, this list would not be possible without the help of these two:
They make me smile:)
They make me smile:)
This list is hilarious! (The sad part is I have said some of these-in a different way-to my kids as well... :(
ReplyDeletethe moon for dinner and leaving by 8:00?!?!? wow, never thought i'd see the day! we almost went to the moon again tonight but opted instead to put up our x-mas tree :) hope you had fun! sarah
ReplyDeleteOh the things we say and do!! That was pretty funny!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! You had me gut laughing!
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