Say What?

Eric and I just got home.... yep we went out! Woo-hoo! NEVER HAPPENS. Anyway that's not what this is about. As we were sitting at the Cactus Moon FOR DINNER tonight (yes Sarah you read that right) I said something that struck me as weird at the time. I said to Eric, "Babe, we gotta go. It's getting late, it's almost 8:00 and we still have to buy diapers". Hmm... late = 8:00. SO NOT SOMETHING I EVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY. This post is dedicated to all the things that I never thought I would say.

• Delaney, we sweep the floor, not the dogs.
• Take your finger out of your butt!
• Please stop playing in the potty.
• Ok, flush, bye pee!
• I drive a mini-van
• Aw man, he spit up in my mouth!
• Smell it, does it smell dirty?
• It's like 9:15, I am going to bed.
• Let's go to the Moon for dinner.
• No thanks, no more beer, gotta get formula
• My feet hurt, I'm not used to my big girl shoes any more (my heels, that I LIVED IN)
• I am lost without my diaper bag.
• Can I just take a shower alone (sans the kids... dirty minded people:)
• OMG, I slept for 5 hours straight!
• You have a million toys, why are playing with that?
• Stop playing with the ants
• That is dog food, not people food.
• Take my underwear off your head (Delaney again... not Eric:)
• Don't pick him up by his neck!
• Don't drink that, there's pee in it!
• I'm gonna count to three....
• Smell his butt... did he poop?
  

Those are just some of the random things that come out of my mouth. If I wasn't so tired, I would try to think of more, but you see it is 9:40 and that is WAY past my bed time.....

Of course, this list would not be possible without the help of these two:

They make me smile:)